vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

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janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?""Trey Songz!!!"

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?"
"Trey Songz!!!"

(Source: hvteshve)


humorstop:

2cool4u

humorstop:

2cool4u

(Source: scenekidsepicallyfail)


(Source: gaypos)


officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 


dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake


the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"


kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful


(Source: s-gellar)


audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale

(Source: audidas)


white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

so-humorous:

Got to keep that that walk strong


shuckl:

this guinea pig has so much character and i want to meet him

shuckl:

this guinea pig has so much character and i want to meet him


(Source: condescendist)