yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image


funny-pictures-uk:

The ever entertaining Sharon Osbourne.

funny-pictures-uk:

The ever entertaining Sharon Osbourne.

(Source: davemothrfuknstrider)


shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay


twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again


hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)


codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 


(Source: yvetteyou)


A real friend would cum on my selfies… Just sayin..

(Source: no)


actionables:

IT’S BEEN A YEAR


wheelcher2:

what’s that band with the 5 white men??

(Source: reverseracist)




proctalgia:

californians

proctalgia:

californians


(Source: casualmalexlfan)